For a real wonderful lesson in family logic, please read through the following song. You can find the song on some of the online song services for a small fee. It's really funny! Hope you enjoy.
-Max

* * * * I'M MY OWN GRANDPA * * * *
Many, many years ago when i was 23
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed.
This made my dad my son in law, it really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
So, became my uncle though it made me sad.
For, if he were my uncle then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown up daughter who was of course, my stepmother.

My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
and he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
because although she is my wife, she is my grandmother too.

Now, if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
and everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.
'Coz now I have become the strangest case you ever saw.
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa! I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny i know but it really is so... I'm my own grandpa.

Song by: Ray Stevens

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