MyChurch

I have recently encountered the MyChurch network/website and read one of the most random and humurous entries i've seen in a while - you must have a wacked sense of humor to tolerate it. It gets rather tedious after 100 entries or so, but I'm gettin all kinds of 'What's my line?' type of dialogues. Help me come up with one on the comments. We can make our own version here.

The Purple Sleeping Bag Mystery

[disclaimer: this is not germane to all cultures ]
{not German! see I told you they wouldn't get it!!!}